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Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'We wish you luck, but your verses suck, please don't sob... you didn't get the job!'

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

"I'm sorry, I can't let you in. It says here that you wrote ice cream truck jingles."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Triangle

George Martin

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Ring those Christmas bells!

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

A song that no one's heard.

Christmas Group Therapy.

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

Carolling

Ding dong merrily on us!

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'