Junky Junkie Pillows

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Running

Fast Food Menu Selections

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

Jogging...

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Treadmillstone

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Upholding the Law

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

"Let's take in a trial."

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

'At least he's honest.'

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'