Junky Foodie Pillows

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Fast Food Menu Selections

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Pope tarts.

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sweet surprise.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Nutrition-Free Diet

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'