Foodie Who Loves Junk Food Pillows

'Al has vowed to climb the Food Pyramid...one mouthful at a time.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Fast Food Menu Selections

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Sweet surprise.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'