Jolly Jigglers Pillows

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Ring those Christmas bells!

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

Pumping up wig in blender.

Santa School.

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Ding dong merrily on us!

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

Santa Claus

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Spinning Violinist

Christmas Spirit

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."