Jolly Jigglers Mugs

'Hey, baby-pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Ring those Christmas bells!

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Santa School.

Pumping up wig in blender.

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

Ding dong merrily on us!

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

Santa Claus

Christmas Spirit

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

Spinning Violinist

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'