Juggler Pillows

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Spinning plates

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Juggler loses his arm.

'Well, if you can do the same with multi-tasking, the job's yours!'

"Sayyyyy... Do you know anything about budgets?"

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'It's Saint Jerome - Patron Saint of Entertainers.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Well, if you can do the same with multi-tasking, the job's yours!'

Tennis ball girl.

'That's what I like about Jeremiah - NOTHING gets him down!'

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

"Sorry, Bellowes, but you're being replaced. Mr. Jubbo can juggle books and make balloon animals."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'I'm combining the positions of Court Jester and Court Scientist.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"On your left."

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

'Kurtz is up to his old tricks again.'

"You'll need to speak up; I'm juggling."

"It was affecting my work-life balance."

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

'Drat! I forgot to pay my gravity bill again.'

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"This isn't really helping."

My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.

Juggling wine

Bath Juggler

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"