Name Juggler Gifts

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"I wonder what Scrappy named me..." "I wonder what Porky McHorse-Cow is thinking..."

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Children's Entertainer

"Your remote control, sire."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

The Housewife

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Medieval headlines.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Circus

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

One-man band rehearsal.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.