Tv Show Juggler Gifts

"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

Children's Parties

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Juggler and Illusionist

The coffee's not working.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

One-man band rehearsal.

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Outstanding Time Management

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'