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"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

The coffee's not working.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Circus

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!