Career Juggler Enthusiasts Pillows

Assassin/Cartoonist

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Supermom.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Juggler and Illusionist

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

Circus

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."