Joking Juggernaut Pillows

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Bed Spread"

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

The Working Mum

Medieval headlines.

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

How's the writer's block?

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'