Cleaning Juggle Master Gifts

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Multi-tasking.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Food deliverer's baby.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Hassled Mother.

Brickie's Mate

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

The Housewife

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'Good to see you back at work.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

Rocking Chairs

'Needs more challenge.'

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'