Time Juggling Master Gifts

"You don't have any time? Try fitting Taoist sex into your schedule."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I had to skip my workout."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

Stressed over time management

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Took On Too Much

Hassled Mother.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Monday around 9PM.

Stress

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

The Housewife

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'