Time Juggling Master Pillows

"You don't have any time? Try fitting Taoist sex into your schedule."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I had to skip my workout."

Stressed over time management

Food deliverer's baby.

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Hassled Mother.

Took On Too Much

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Stress

Monday around 9PM.

Circus

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

The Housewife

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'