Time Juggling Elder Pillows

An old man exercising with hourglasses

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Can do...No can do

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Save us!'

Stressed over time management

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

Took On Too Much

Jason and the Aga notes,

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Baby On Boardroom

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'