Domestic Juggler Gifts

'It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.'

'Dinners Ready' (Colour)

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

"H3N2 influenza? I suppose next you’re going to tell me you can’t do carpool this morning?!"

'Er!...Any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

"And as we study this list, one thing is clear... my wife is doing groceries with my sales report."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Children's Parties

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Save us!'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"First break since 2008."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Acclaimed mother.

Baby On Boardroom

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'