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"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Acclaimed mother.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Multitasking

Having It All

Baskerville Tabby.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Inbox and Outbox

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"I'm your exit strategy."

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

You too can juggle.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"It's only because of my nine lives that I'm able to balance my career and my family."

"And as we study this list, one thing is clear... my wife is doing groceries with my sales report."

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."