Stress-juggle Artist Gifts

"I'm your exit strategy."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"The meeting will come to order."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Brickie's Mate

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."