Stress Artist Gifts

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'You need some stress.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

In the Fever Cubicle