Stress Comedian Gifts

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

How will this impact me?

In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Jetsgo out of business.

"That's a relief - I thought you said crisis meeting..."

'Sometimes the boss exerts too much pressure about meeting a project deadline.'

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

2020 Panic Room

'Has the news finished yet?'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

Bear Market.

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.

Struggling chef.