Stress Juggler Gifts

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

"We're taking our standardized tests today. So relax, take your time, and remember, the fate of the world as we know it...is riding on your scores."

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

Being a team player is a good thing, until the project goes horribly wrong.

"Like a duck. Calm and placid on the surface, but paddling like hell. That's me!"

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Cashpoint says: 'Your Balance: Maybe you should be sitting down ...'

'The ultrasound looks fine, but I really don't think you should count your chickens before they've hatched...'

'This had better be important, I'm in the middle of a conference call!'

Hour Glass

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

MOTHER: All generations of family pester her: Did you iron my shirt? Can I get my ears pierced? etc

"I always try to appear on the verge of a stress-induced breakdown. It's part of strong leadership."

"How can I sleep when people in other time zones are already up and making money?"

Mental gymnasts preparing for a long day.

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

Work and Life Balance

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Not more work. I'm so busy now I can hardly shoot...I mean, think straight.'

"You're not being paranoiac.You have every reason to fear losing your job."

'It was an impulse buy. At the time, I had no idea how I'd use it.'

Man looking incredibly dizzy

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I feel like screaming my head off and running off the edge of the earth Doc! That's not in the 'Star Spangled Banner' ya know?"

Cornucopia of work.

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

Signs of Stress

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"Take your time. Don't mind me breathing down your neck."

"It's gonna be fun to go to work right in the cauldron."

"I am totally ready for this presentation."