Emotion Juggler Gifts

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

'Don't get yourself in a paddy.'

"Please scream inside your heart"

A clown drags a trestle theatre mask behind him.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Work/Life Balance

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Multi-Tasking

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Signs of Stress

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"How much is this going to cost me?"