Emotional Jugglers Gifts

"Honey, I'm having trouble sleeping ... and being your wife and mother to our children."

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Multi-Tasking

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Signs of Stress

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

The boss and her baby

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

The Joy Of Txt...

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"