Emotional Jugglers Mugs

"Honey, I'm having trouble sleeping ... and being your wife and mother to our children."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Multi-Tasking

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

The boss and her baby

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Hour Glass