Mood Juggler Mugs

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Work/Life Balance

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Signs of Stress

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Medical Cabinet

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Hour Glass

Children.