Mood Juggler Mugs

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Work/Life Balance

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Signs of Stress

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Medical Cabinet

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Hour Glass