Emotional Juggler Mugs

'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

"Good—now put it back."

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'I've pencilled in time for the grieving process.'

WARNING: Contains Adult Themes

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Bed Spread"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Multi-Tasking

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Hour Glass

Tightrope Walk of Romance