Emotion Juggler T-Shirts

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

'Don't get yourself in a paddy.'

"Please scream inside your heart"

A clown drags a trestle theatre mask behind him.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Work/Life Balance

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Multi-Tasking

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Signs of Stress

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."