Stress Jugglers T-Shirts

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

Snare in the inbox.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

Work/Life Balance

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Brickie's Mate

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."