Stress Jugglers Pillows

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

Snare in the inbox.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

Work/Life Balance

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Brickie's Mate

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."