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"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Children's Parties

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Acclaimed mother.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Children's Entertainer

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

"Your remote control, sire."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Woman Juggling Emojis

People chasing a street performer to give money.