Juggler Of Duties Gifts

"Of course working from home does have some problems."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.