Techno-challenged Champion Pillows

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

One-man band - One-man office

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"Now right-click on the icon."

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Composer.

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

Remote control bridge in bath.

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

Music Technology

Composer

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'