Techno-challenged Chieftain Gifts

"The projector is broken, sir. Here is a transcript of your presentation." "Where do you plug it in?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Halloween Selfie

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

Old father time saving app

iPhone Senior

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Stressed Office Junior

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Don't get smart with me!'

Computer use issues

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'

The Epstein family hadn't quite mastered the art of the zoom screenshot.

'We are the 99%. . . who want the new iphone!!'

Texting Trapeze Artist

Two mimes talking online.

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!" "That's the TV remote, Roy."

"My dad? Forget about it! He's clueless about cells...he'd never read my text messages...trust me!"

Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

"For your birthday I'm going to give you 24 hours technical support."