Tech-challenged Guru Pillows

"Darling, I can't set the digital recorder, I've lost the seven year old!"

"How To Turn Stuff Off"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Mozart on a computer,

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Den Furniture

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Text!"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."