It Guru With A Twist Pillows

'No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in.'

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Modern Novel.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Windows or Mac?

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Crocodile Selfie

Computer help.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Den Furniture

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

'Have your people facebook my people.'