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'No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Computer help.

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"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Tech support...can I help you!

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"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."