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"Now right-click on the icon."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

I've always been slower than computers...

Computer help.

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Tech support...can I help you!

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.