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Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

When Engineers Crack.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Computer help.

I've always been slower than computers...

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.