It Gurus Pillows

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

When Engineers Crack.

The Modern Novel.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Crocodile Selfie

I've always been slower than computers...

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Windows or Mac?

Tech support...can I help you!

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."