It Guru Appreciator Pillows

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

I've always been slower than computers...

Windows or Mac?

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

Crocodile Selfie

Tech support...can I help you!

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.