Infrastructure Devotee Gifts

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

S**t Creek Halt

HS2 time bomb...

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Heavy Traffic.

Do not pass.

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles