Infrastructure Devotee Gifts

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Third Option

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Small Government Is Here

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

The Train to Nowhere

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

HS2 time bomb...

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

Heavy Traffic.

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles