Infrastructure Gifts

'Oh no - a Highwayman!'

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

Caution: Do Not Sneeze On Bridge

Self Serve Road Repair.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

So the anti-tax hike anti-new revenue anti-spender's solution would be...

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Road Construction

Adopt a pothole.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

"Huge potholes, unsafe bridges - our infrastructure is falling apart! Debates don't talk about it - where's the answer?"

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

US Infrastructure.

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

"By the time we'd lobbied the government, got planning permission, raised capital, put the job out to tender and built it we didn't need it any more!"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

Heavy Traffic.

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

Jerry Brown again. . . and where it stops, nobody knows.

'Call me crazy: an aircraft carrier moored in the Thames estuary, which can double as a third runway.'

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

Jobs not war!

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'We could ask China to put it on one of their 82 new airports they're building.'

"Not another road protest"

U.S. Transportation System

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'