Infrastructure Pillows

'Oh no - a Highwayman!'

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Self Serve Road Repair.

Caution: Do Not Sneeze On Bridge

So the anti-tax hike anti-new revenue anti-spender's solution would be...

Road Construction

Adopt a pothole.

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'It's time they built a bridge for the lemmings' school run.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Huge potholes, unsafe bridges - our infrastructure is falling apart! Debates don't talk about it - where's the answer?"

"By the time we'd lobbied the government, got planning permission, raised capital, put the job out to tender and built it we didn't need it any more!"

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Heavy Traffic.

US Infrastructure.

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.

Jerry Brown again. . . and where it stops, nobody knows.

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

Cycle Lane

"Will you be doing anything about the potholes?"

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

Speed Limit 235

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Water Towers Labelled 'Still' and 'Sparkling'

"It says here that the canyons resulted from decades of inclement weather, neglect, and mismanaged city budgets."

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