Infrastructure Development Pillows

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

Bridge to the 21st century

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Neversource"

HUAWEI 5G

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Third Option

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

Small Government Is Here

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

They Always Say That

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

The Train to Nowhere

HS2 time bomb...

S**t Creek Halt

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Do not pass.