Infrastructure Designer Pillows

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Crap from the future.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Neversource"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

S**t Creek Halt

HS2 time bomb...

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."