Infrastructure Designer Gifts

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Crap from the future.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Neversource"

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Third Option

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

They Always Say That

The Train to Nowhere

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

HS2 time bomb...

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

S**t Creek Halt

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."