Transport Infrastructure Pillows

Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Late BroomStick

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cycling with a harp case

Touring Cyclist

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Is Driving Doomed?

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Follow that cab!'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Neversource"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airliner

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."