Infrastructure Admirer T-Shirts

"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."

"I'm taking my vacation on the West Coast. They have a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant I'm dying to see."

Helicopter flying over dollar sign shaped roads.

Danger - men on strike.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Claus 2.0

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Sick Building Syndrome

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

Mad cleaning robot.

'To be honest, I would have never invented the wheel if not for Urg's ground breaking theoretical work with the circle.'