Amenities Admirer Gifts

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Life and Death

Man helping a mini learner driver

Football

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Flying in Formation.

Now hiring.

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Fish Boarding

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

Air Dentistry